ROBIN COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL, JOKER COMES OUT AS HOMOPHOBIC IN RESPONSE

GOTHAM, US – This week, to no-one’s surprise Batman’s infamous bottom bitch comes out as bisexual. If the fluorescent colored tights, and obsession with a rich daddy dressed as a bat wasn’t obvious enough, this weeks announcement officially confirms it. Robin is the cuck twink that we all thought.

In response to this news, The Joker has officially come out as homophobic. He is quoted saying, “Batman and batty boy the two gayest heroes in Gotham. I could always tell they had something for each other, by the way they look into each others eyes. To be honest Robin has made sexual advances on myself, but Batman is always too jealous to ever let things escalate.”

The Riddler also added to the Jokers claim saying “Bats eat maggots, and Batman hangs with f******”.

Robin has defended his stance and says he won’t be ashamed for who he is. He also mentioned that his OnlyFans will be dropping later this month.