LOCAL MALE STESSING ABOUT HOW HE CAN COMPETE WITH AN 11 SPEED VIBRATOR THIS VALENTINE’S DAY

LOS ANGELES, CA – Valentine’s Day is on the horizon, and the boyfriends that have remembered are in a frenzy to make a plan. This year the pressure is at an all time high due to the fact that lockdown restrictions have given guys limited options for the big date night.

Local boyfriend named Daniel explains why he’s worried stating, “Now that we can’t leave the house, It’s just me, her and her 11-speed vibrator. It’s frustrating, because most years I could take my girl out for a nice meal, liquor her up and by the time we get home we’re too tired to even think about her toys”.

Another local man named Luke had this to say, “It’s man vs. machine. How can I even compete? It’s so unrealistic that women these days expect my 6-inch meat to perform like a Decepticon.” That being said the one thing that every guy has in common, is they’re grateful for the opportunity.