LOCAL FEMALE NOW IDENTIFIES AS A RUBBER DUCK

TORONTO, ON – A local former female named Destiny has recently come out a “Rubber Duck”. Destiny is currently undergoing transition, which includes lip injections, ass injections, and the ultimate goal of achieving a 50% body to plastic ratio.

Destiny defended her decision in the following statement; “I always knew that I was a rubber duck deep down. Since I got my first cell phone, I have been puckering my lips every time that I use the face camera. I realized I also pucker my lips in the mirror, and every time I see my own face. I have always felt like a lone little rubber duck, floating aimlessly in the bathtub of life.”

Destiny hopes to inspire other ducklings who want to come out saying, “To all my ladies who want to start the transition, please use my discount code ‘Ducky’ and receive your first lip injection and body painting free of charge!”