CAPITAL RIOTERS NOMINATED FOR NOBEL PEACE PRIZE

OSLO, Norway – The 2020 Nobel peace prize nominees got announced this past weekend. One of which included the Capitol Rioters, sparking some controversy amongst the keyboard warrior community.

The Capitol Riots were known as a mostly peaceful event where a bunch of rednecks decided to go take selfies and mess up some rich white peoples’ offices. After the decision was announced, Twitter was sent off into a frenzy. One user tweeted, “I don’t agree with the events that transpired at the Capitol. These people are domestic terrorists who should not be glorified”.

The apparent leader of the movement could not comment on the nomination as he is currently in a Federal prison on a hunger strike. One member of the riot named Karen commented on his behalf saying, “We are patriots and we are saving the world from satanic pedophiles.”