HEDGE FUND MANAGERS UNPLUG CONSOLE AFTER LOSING TO THEIR 13-YEAR-OLD NEPHEW

WALL STREET, NY – Hedge fund managers show their true colours after repeatedly taking losses to their teenage counter parts. Instead of taking their losses on the chin like the rest of us, they decided to unplug the console and call it a “wash”.

One 13-year-old stated, “One second I was slapping his old b*tch ass in the game, then next thing you know he unplugged the console and preceded to go live on CNBC to cry about how it wasn’t fair”.

CEO of an unnamed hedge fund justified his behavior in a statement, “Billionaires are the most oppressed people in the world. We grew up expecting things to always go our way. and for us to be held to the same set of rules as everyone else, is just unfair”.